The Gothic Cowgirl
OF COWPANDA !
Okay, this may sound lame, but we had to share. Thanks to the Gothic Cowgirl for this:
I was driving out in the cornfieldswhen you live in the cornfields, sometimes all there is to do is get really drunk and go
drive out in the cornfields. What should my wandering eyes should appear but a gigantic panda bear sitting in the middle of
the road. I have seen Panda bears in zoos and on television, even in bookshell, my dearest friend is a Panda connoisseur.
Anyway, I figured, since I was driving at about 95 mph running down cornstalks at a friends families cornfield (they dont
mind) I should either swerve out of the road or slow down to avoid the collision of the gigantic Panda bear in the cornfields.
I get out of the car and notice that its white and black furry body is turned away from me and totally ignoring me. I also
notice that it is chewing on stalksmaybe its bamboo.
Then it occurs to me, hey, maybe Pandas this size could be hostile.
So I sneak back slowly to my car and drive away. The next morning, I run to tell my friends about the bear in the cornfield,
while calling the human society to see if they have a pet carrier big enough for a bear.
My friends are cackling hysterically
and as I turn to look at them, all smirking with tears of laughter in their eyesI ask whats so funny? It appears that one
of the families small English furry cows got loose from their leash in their condo/barn and got found later eating cornstalks
just having itself a grand time just sitting out in the cornfield watching the cars go by and to look at the firefliesjust
minding its own business. Eventually the cows pet owner found him and walked with him homebut there were tire tracks all over
the placesome thought that it was a strange form of crop circles.
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